September 18, 2017
World Water Monitoring Day

BIRTHDAYS

June Foray 1917
Fred Willard 1939
Aisha Tyler 1970

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*08/22/17 In the Moment: Mindful ways to live your life well. UK.
*08/22/17 History of War Hitler at War: Explore the rise and fall of history’s greatest monster. UK.
*08/22/17 Women’s Strength Training Book: More than 100 body-sculpting exercises. UK.
*08/22/17 All About History Book of the Royal Navy: Discover how Britain rose to rule the waves. UK.
*08/22/17 Guitarist presents Classic & Vintage Guitars: UK.
08/22/17 House of Solo: UK.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The first computer was as long as a tennis court.
— October National Geographic KiDS

The manul, a wild cat of central Asia, has the densest fur of any cat.
— September Ranger Rick

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

AT THIS RESTAURANT ‘NEVER-ENDING PASTA’ IS JUST ONE SPAGHETTI NOODLE –
BUT IT’S REALLY LONG

HALLOWEEN ‘HAUNTED’ HOUSE NOT REALLY HAUNTED BUT A SERIAL KILLER WORKS THERE SO IT’S STILL KINDA SCARY

NEW FOOD SENSATION: PUMPKIN SPICE POTATO CHIPS!

DOGGIE MAN TAKES HOLLYWOOD BY STORM!

FLORIDA MOOSE SIGHTINGS ON THE INCREASE

Weekly Words of Wisdom

If you can walk a mile in another man’s shoes try to get the guy at the bowling alley to spray them for you first.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Roy Alskam